We have our IT practicals every Sunday at a certain NIIT branch. Today was no exception. Abhu and I entered the lab, took our seats, exchanged hey-wassups with friends and waited for ma’am to come. However, who did come in through that door was an odd figure wearing a orange-yellow-striped shirt and a pair of ill-fitting *ahem* black pants. He had curly hair (the most unflattering kind), wore a strange I-am-in-charge-type smile and held a bunch of postcard-sized yellow cards. Words started spilling out of his mouth, very few of which were deciphered by a scandalised Abhu (scandalised because she is least accomodating when it comes to people who don’t seem to know what they’re saying) and a on-the-verge-of-bursting-into-wild-giggles me. I made a mental note of recording all that he said.
….Myzelv blah blah. Yie yam the {fuzzes up the word} head ower here. Today, yie yam yere to giff you some knowledge on the real world scenario and jov frosfects yin thee Yie Tee industry…. Today, ower buddy lenguase says a lot about who we are. Our buddy lenguase shows iff we are convident, shows ower convidence…. Like yie am a convident man {gesticulates around his body} yie know what yie bhaant. Ower buddy lenguase shows ower buddy parts (methinks- oooohhh?? Really?!) bhaat we are composed of… what makes up ower buddy …. (Abhu sniggers)… my convidence is my strens… bhaat is yooer strens? {asks me}
Er… as in.. okay, people say I am articulate….
End yooers?? {motioning towards Abhu}
Umm.. I can analyse well (methinks- hehehhhheeehh)
Yooou?? {to another fellow}
Blah blah
(he asked many other people what their ‘strens’ was)
Wokay… bherry good.. so.. are you looking for a good carrier?
Abhu: Obviously. D-uh (she actually said that loud!)
Obviously eh?? Yes yes…. So, what is a carrier?
Your professional life?
Job?
Work?
No, that is not carrier
Me and Abhu let out little giggles.
{looks into one of the cards} Would you like companies to run after you? Bhaat can you do to make company run after you?
Student: Cheat them and lootofy millions from them?
Blah sniggers.
Abhu: Join NIIT. Hah!
heheheh… {blushes} yes yes. Well… but.. hehehe
Abhu: That’s what you were getting to.
Heehhe…. Well, I am working for an organijasun so I will say my organijasun is best. But I will not force you to join. Choice is yooers.okay… {tries desperately to change subject} {looks into the card} Are yoou yinterested to know about yie tee jobs?
Abhu: {sitting up straighter and turning on an expression of utmost attention} Um… yea..
We are having a workshop here… 3 days… you send yooer phriends on day 1 and 2 and you come with them on day 3.
Student: So, we aren’t really invited for the first two days?!
Yes yes you are. But get yooer non-Yie Tee phriends. Yie will give yoou theej cards which you will distribute among yooer phriends. Okay? Okay.
{gives out the cards}
{walks towards the door. Peeks in and says—If I don’t see yoou and yooer phriends then next Sunday……….. }
Abhu and I went into hysteric-giggling-mode after blah left.
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Note: No offence meant to NIIT or blah blah!! :D