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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

There have been certain changes in the way things are done at our dear tutorial over the past few days. Some of them have been most annoying which I thought I should record somewhere so that I remember what morons I had once shared roof with(for 3 hrs each day)(bless the heavens for that).

Firstly, the namesake director(who is actually a jobless female with neither any brains nor ethics)(power-hungry at the same time) has made it mandatory for everyone to carry a rather hideous, disgusting GREEN bag(provided by the insti, which is only for advertising) to the insti. How silly is that?? Why should I advertise the stupid insti when I don’t even like half the people there?(well, the teachers are all nice and all that. The managerial staff suck big time.) Not fair, right? Anyway, they are morons! Hah!! They know not that I dost not advertise their insti!! I creep out of my house, make a quick entry into my car, whiz off to the insti and there I am! No one, apart from the watchman(as if he cares!), sees the dreadful advertisement-bag!!No advertising on the way!! Mission accomplished! *evil grin**makes a conspiratory gesture with her fingers at the same time*

Secondly.....

Okay, this part has been censored for certain reasons. This decision has been taken by the blogowner in the best interest of her health and well-being.

Thirdly, Eye-Karela1 (one of the attendance boys) has gotten Eye-Karela2 transferred to another branch! Sheesh! Politics even amongst the attendance boys! Once, while EK1 was in our class taking our attendance, he was gloating about how successfully he has gotten EK2’s butt kicked. We were all horrified that he was actually telling us that! On being asked why he was so against EK2, he told us that EK2 gossips a lot (hah! do you see the irony here?). Of course, all of us shot right back at him! We told him that HE was gossiping. With us!(not that we were on EK2’s side)(we just wanted to pull EK1’s legs). This was followed by a rather quick succession of blushing, hushing and rushing out of the class on EK1’s part! Poor fellow!!

Fourthly, the morons(read management) at our dear tutorial have arranged for three ‘complain boxes’ at an obsure corner of the insti. All of us are conspiring to stuff it with abusive letters to the guy-in-charge-of-everything or Pathetic Loser(PL). PL actually administers corporal punishment(hitting on the palm with a duster)(how sick is that!)(is he even educated??) on students who score low on the tests. Well, this once, I was also one of the low scorers *shameful shameful* (but heylo??! Its allowed to do badly atleast once or twice in 2-3 months!!). The people who were sitting in front of me had already been hit *tearful*. It was my turn. PL was smiling sardonically at me. I refused to show my palm and gave him a looonnnggg lecture on how horrible and unethical it is to hit students and I also let him know that its illegal in many countries ,just to scare the creep! It worked! *heroic achievement**claps please* Well, it didn’t work completely though. He still does this in other classes. He didn’t dare to come to our class after that!! However, it really pains and worries me so as to how people can tolerate such injustice quietly? It is their DUTY to speak against such heinous acts. Speak people, speak!

Anyway, enough of gyan-spreading and PL-bashing (not really, no amount of PL bashing is enough!!). I should get back to work or I’ll flunk my upcoming tests.

11 comments:

sun4none said...

ooh..poor kid... but haha.. cheers to wat u did! u actually stood brave and lectured him! way to go!!!!! :D

herez wat'd happened 2 me in school... i laugh a LOTTTTTTTTTT... u hav to talk 2 me 2 know tht... i mean.. i cant stop laughing once i start to do the same.. n in school ths friend told me some joke n me burst out! n teacher comes in to slap me.. me gets the spiderman kinda reflexes.. senses the oncoming hand n bends down... the teacher slaps the air above me n then even more frustrated.. tries 2 hit me harder (tries forehand shot this time) and i step backward.. the hand comes n hits her own shoulder creating a sexy "thaap" sound... and i just laugh at her face.. n so does everyone starts laughing.. and amol the bastard shouts.. ONCE MORE FOR ADITYA! thn teacher goes to him.. but he.. not having the spidey reflexes.. gets hit n is sent outta the classroom.. me gets away clean! victory! :P

sneha said...

sun, LOL! u seriously know how to get yourself in trouble!! heeh heh heh.. i didn't get one thing though.. which onez aditya in the picture?

sun4none said...

arey.. amol was sitting besides aditya.. and aditya used 2 be one retard okay.. that idiot always slept when things were happening and thn used 2 ask, "aey.. kya hua?" thats y.. i guess it was sundy who was tellin me the joke.. yeah had 2 be! tht ass was my parter in both 9th and 10th grade all along.. so had 2 be him!

abhu said...

hey snehudi!!! i dint hav 3's class aftr dat so i cudnt tel him bout ur blog. but dont worry babes... i will do it 2moro!!he!!he!!! nd yes...cheers to wat u did with yamraj... nice one...

abhu said...

and yeah!!!!! how can ny of ur blog pertaining to ptpl NOT mention ur fav '3'???? i know... i know/..... and yeah... how come uve not mentioned ur fav "dellu (my jiju)" till now???

sneha said...

@sun- oh now i get the WHOLE thing! hehehh

@abhu- sheesh! ur STILL at it then??!
n puhleezz dellu is soo not ur jij...jij will be cute, intelligent, rich, good sense of humour wallah and a decent sunsign! hah!!

raghu said...

hahah...suk is not gonna belive dis..but i hav dun a very similar thing.. i vent down as da teacher came 2 slap me n my frnd got slpped..n den i was a young kid so.. i vent down da benches.. n crawled under the benches aroun da entire class!!!!... bloddy teacher cunt do nethin so she called my sis who studied in da same skool.. n my sis was all laffin...lol... den sum hw she did in d end manage 2 lock me up in da toilet..:PPP

sneha said...

@raghu- sis must've had a nice time! heh heh heh.. but seriously yaa, that IS the thing to do. must NOT tolerate corporal punishment. its WRONG. (iam resisting the urge to type out a looonngg essay so as to WHY its so wrong)

sun4none said...

@raghu.. jesus gawd u did that! man thts so amazing! hahahaahaha.. too good! sell this to some filmaker man.. just too funny.. hehe :D

bhargav said...

is the insti in question,our very own LST?I have my own doubts coz LST does not give out hideous green bags instead they gave us blue sacks with ropes attached and told us that they were bags!!!

sneha said...

@bhargav- OF COURSE its not LST!! lst rules! n green is not even their colour. they have good choice.