Fun On Orkut

A lot has been said and heard and written and read about the nefarious Orkut-Despos (ODs henceforth). They scrap corny one-liners, they send stupider than the stupidest stupid friaandship messages and some even have the gall to incessantly bombard your poor scrapbook with nothing less than madly ludicrous lines!

I have compiled some ultra-hilarious lines which have been actually lifted from my scrapbook. This has been done for sheer amusement!

OD: hi sneha,

ur lookkkkkkkkkkking so cccccccccccccccccute.

always keep smile in ur face, its look vry nice.

wnt 2 b a frnd. just reply.

Ever thought of getting a self-help spelling book?

OD: sorry u read my profile, so need to add me as a frnd

thats the rule of orkutting

Sorry, I was not aware of that rule or I wouldn't have allowed such injustice to be inflicted upon me.

OD:plssssssssssss give me a chance friend of urs,waiting 4 ur reply,give either positive or negetive reply

*speechless* *ROFL*

OD: hi,i m ***** studying mba, i m cool ,bindas ,and nicehearted,ur picture s cute, can u give me a chance to friend of urs,pls say yes/no

I think I just forgot the meaning of ‘cool’.

OD: Hi

May b my scrap is like all other who r prasing U...

But I'm saying wht I feel abt U...

Ur the most Beautiful girl I've ever come thru in Net...

Wud U mind if I stand beside U 4 a while????

I hope U'll undrstnd....

Bye....

Will wait for ur rply....

*falls off the chair laughing*

OD: hi sneha!!!!!!!!!!!

do u remember me.....

No I normally don't remember people I have never met.

OD: hi friend please permission me i am waiting

Don’t you know? Iam Cruella Devil! I don’t ‘permission’ people! Keep waiting.

OD: everybody can see the cute smile of tht girl..but i am interested to know was tht girl ready to give the snap at tht time?????dontmind i cant see the natural fantasy of ur lips in the photo...anyways u r very cute looking??????/from which college?

How profound. I have been 'moved' (off the chair and onto the floor...laughing)

OD: hi sneha after looking ur i m fell very energtic becoz of face looking very confident thats y i want make u as my friend than if u want also than i m also in ur que

Que? What que? *smirks*

OD: wat do u think ballack's gonna succeed in chelsea...?

Nice try. *smirking even more*

OD: i dont mind if u can talk to me on msn we can get back there and know each other come @hotmail.com.See i like open relations but i doubt wat kinda a guy willu like but we can catch each other on hotmail may be that helps us get a fling for each other well i m located in south mumbai so u can reply whre r u from and all my details u can get on my page too.Well i m too open and frank to talk to u just for i feel i have a fling for u

Oh you are really ‘open’. *ROFLMAO*

OD: Hi Sneha, r u really Sneha ?

y ?? coz u looking like Esha Deol.

I follow rules (that I want to follow). When the guys at orkut tell us not to upload snaps of stars, they mean it! *flattered all the same*

*smirking* (Now everyone will think I look like Esha Deol. Muahahaha.)

OD: hi lokin 4 ur acceptance>>>>>>>>>>>>>need friendship................

Bye, looking 4 saridon>>>>>>>>>>> need pain-killers…………

OD: hie sneha , hey u no here ur face xactly luks like , a melted cofee sundae , anyway , wat else ..

My all time favourite! So, it seems my face is like coffee sundae on Esha Deol’s face. *clap clap*

Product: Orkut

Description: Social network. Keep in touch with friends, find old pals, try to find new ones, irritate people, do what you want.

Requirements: Sense of humour (pj-type)

Rating: 9/10

Comments: Well, really now, Orkut is fun! The craziness and corny-ness add a special touch of insanity and ludicrousness which makes you ROFL. After all, we do need things to make us laugh, don’t we?!

Suggestion: Pleeeej send the ODs to Rapidex English Grammar Classes!!

P.s. to B : Finally!